This is written by the hugely entertaining Z&B of Z&B's Front Porch

 

The lights are on, but you’re not home You’re on the road to parts unknown Your heels are in, your toes are out Is this what life is all about? You can’t sleep, you gotta dance There might not be a second chance Your arms are straight with Velcro sleeves The treble jig is all you need! Whoa, you often wonder how you got into this mess, oh yeah! Got to get to prelims and that new Solo Dress You know you’re gonna have to face it you’re addicted to Feis Dance floor looks in sorry shape But that’s quite alright, you brought duct tape The music starts, you hardly breathe Your heart beats at Oireachtas speed! The judge just smiled at your slip jig Or was she frowning at that triple wig? You wear your Ghillies laced nice and tight Too bad they’re playing a slow horn pipe! Whoa, you often wonder how you got in this mess, oh yeah Got to get to prelims and that new Solo Dress You know you’re gonna have to face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis! The lights are on, but you’re not home You’re on the road to parts unknown Your heels are in, your toes are out Is this what life is all about? Whoa, you often wonder how you got in this mess, oh yeah! Got to get to prelims and that new Solo Dress You know you’re gonna have to face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis Might as well face it you’re addicted to Feis!